
“…sondern bloß zu zeigen, wie es eigentlich gewesen ist…”
29 March 2008“…nicht das Amt die Vergangenheit zu richten, die Mitwelt zum Nutzen zukünftiger Jahre zu belehren, sondern bloß zu zeigen, wie es eigentlich gewesen ist.” — Leopold von Ranke.
“…not the duty to judge the past, nor to instruct one’s contemporaries with an eye to the future, but rather merely to show how it actually was.”
That said, have a read of this perfect Shakespearean sonnet (then again, maybe not so “perfect,” since my scansion of it tells me it isn’t completely iambic, but y’all get the point I hope):
Agamemnon Before Troy
by John Frederick NimsEr will bloss zeigen, wie es
eigentlich gewesen ist*—RankeA-traipsin’ from a shindig, I unsaddles—
Three floozies an’ a blatherin’ buckaroo
Wangled the whole caboodle, and skedaddles.
You in cahoots with thet shebang, skidoo!—
Seein’ if yer the critters I suspecion,
You varmints ain’t a-goin’ to hotfoot far.
Sartin galoots is sp’ilin’ for conniptions—
Wal, they’s a posse hustlin’ here an’ tharFixin’ to put to the kibosh on the shenanigans
By landin’ scalawags in the calaboose.
Hornswoggled! sich palaver with bamboozlin’
Coyotes gits my dander up! Vamoose
Totin’ spondulicks an’ the cutie too!
They’re itchin’ fer a whangdang howdy-do!*He merely wants to point out how it actually happened.
